DE LORD IS GOOD>>>> ALL DE TIIIME OH!

PRAISE PRAISE PRAAAAAAAAAAAAISE DE LORD.

WE ARE GONNA START TROWING SOME PARRIES.

YOU BERRA JORS GET YOU SHOE & BAG READY OH.

KE KE KE!!!! IT'S.... PEKERE!!!!


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EN HEEEEHHHHH. LIST-TIN WELL WELL OH...

PEKERE PRIVATE MEMEBERS CLUB IS A SECRET ELITE SOCIETY (no mammy water... what do you take me for joh) SO...

YOU BERRA MAKE SURE YOU JOORSSSS....

SHARRAP DERE AND KEEP IT UNDA YOUR GELE!

AND WEAR ONE TYPE OF SUNSHADE WHEN YOU ATTEND DE MEETINGS. IT IS REIGNING OH!!!!


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PEKERE PRIVATE MEMBERS CLUB WELCOMES YOU OH! x

An elite Nigerian members only club. Solely for persons of Nigerian descent. Special dispensation given to those who can do an impeccable pidgin monologue. There will be phonetic pidgin spelling and grammar tests for those who are not naija.

Yours Faithfully

Zezi Ifore.

p.s. PEKERE PRIVATE MEMBERS CLUB operates an equal opportunities. black, white, puerto rican and asian... jorsss get practising your pidgin oh!


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